Morons, sick of em.

Jesus to hell, I am so sick of god damned morons. Seriously. When you're doing construction on your home you deal with morons on a more than regular basis. I don't know how contractors do it. I don't know how construction managers do it. I don't know how anyone in construction who isn't a moron is able to fucking operate on a daily basis without taking of .45 caliber nap. 

The morons I'm referring to today have nothing to do with our contractor, who is a nice guy and most definitely not a moron. The people I'm referring to are the couple of potted plants our security company sent over to hook our garage up to our alarm system. I shit you not, at one point they found wires and they couldn't figure out to what they were attached so they, no kidding, disconnected them. Hey, why not? Isn't that what dumbasses are supposed to do? Disconnect wires when they don't know what they're attached to? Not surprisingly the keypad in our bedroom no longer works. Don't get excited, you can't break in. Our alarm works, we just can't turn it off from the bedroom. 

Now, this might seem like a minor inconvenience, but this is the shit we deal with every day, numerous times a day. And it's been like this for months and months and we've had it. Woe be the poor dumb bastard that next tries my patience. 

Oh, and I get to fly to atlanta next week. I'm going to go apeshit on that trip i'm sure.

***Update****

So I'm fucking asleep and suddenly the alarm just starts beeping. Hey, why not? Isn't that what's supposed to fucking happen when you have a couple of cow pies doodling around on your alarm system for forty-seven hours one day? Isn't that what's supposed to happen when you have a couple of helium balloons with dumb ass smiley faces crayola'd on banging on your alarm system with bleached jawbones they pulled from the dirt? Isn't that what's supposed to happen when the company you pay to protect you sends over two mostly dead monkeys they found at the bottom of a wicker basket under a much larger, dead monkey. But hey, at least they took a long lunch. Fucking idiots, I fucking hate them.