"Why you should get to know me..."

Okay, check out this guy. I don't care about his picture, it's the reasons he wrote about why we should get to know him. 

Is it me, or is he describing an annoying asshole you'd for sure not want to meet, let alone date. I'm going to run this through my personal translator and see how I'm reading him: Why you should get to know me: "I'm a loud-mouthed, know-it-all, control freak, narcissist."  Yeah, that seems accurate. This translator works great. Oh, hang on, it says there's a second possible reading: Why you should get to know me: "I've spent my life fulfilling the cliched stereotype of over-achieving and devoutly studious asian man and now I'm a rage-filled introvert." Ouch, either way I'd hate to read his Doom-inspired poetry or catch a glimpse of soul laid bare. Good luck robot, I hope you find the sort of pacifying love you need.